June 2013
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
let me get this straight
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
to harry
Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it
skin..is like onion
the more layers u peel off, the more u cry
If Hannibal and Shrek had a baby it would be you
When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
is this what girls fucking think about
we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN
